Dating In 2026 Be Like (Single Song)

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Written by Kim Cross

She called expecting tears.

She said, “I’m with your boyfriend.”

There was just one tiny problem…

Which one? 😂

“Dating in 2026 Be Like” is a funny, sassy modern-country song about dating in a world where apparently a first name, last name, occupation—and possibly a spreadsheet—are required before anybody starts a fight.

The banker?

The contractor?

Please, whatever you do…

DON’T SAY THE PILOT.

Cancún is already booked, and that resort is non-refundable. 🌴✈️

It’s a song about modern dating with zero tears, zero screaming and absolutely no intention of ruining a perfectly good vacation over a man.

Because if you’re calling about my boyfriend, sweetheart…

A first name would help.

🎵 Dating in 2026 Be Like
✍️ Written by Kim Cross

🎧 Get the full song at KimCrossMusic.com⁠